✌🏻💚 @travisknalson (at The Queen Mary)
12 Feb 2017 @ 12:50AM / 
I’m obsessed with him. I want to cut off his face and wear it on my own. 💚 @travisknalson #1147
Always preening 💚 #prettyboy #1147 @travisknalson
I’m high and tried to type Christmas and my fingers instinctively got ¾ of the way through ‘whiskey’ before I realized what they were doing
probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to make a spreadsheet
(via lady-fett)
“do your parents know?”
bitch, the only thing my parents know about me is just enough to identify me on a morgue table.
(Source: mitski-miyawakis, via kit-kat-sb)
peridotsofficialtwitteraccount:
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU
(via junglemean)
One thing I learned is that certain people do favors for people because they enjoy the power imbalance it provides, and I have to avoid accepting anything from these people as much as possible.
(via succubus-cryptid)
i hear exciting things are happening to sports
congratulations to sports
i’m so happy that some bear cubs did a sport
good job small bears
(Source: surprisedentistry, via fullten)